November 14, 2007
Travis is Awesome!!!!
September 1, 2007
It’s Nintendo, Jeremy … and it is probably the most advanced computer system that will ever made.
Wil Wheaton, PAX 2007 Keynote
June 25, 2007
The Church of Gaming shall have MMP! Massively Multiplayer Prayer!
June 22, 2007
I’m going to go crazy, and I’m taking you with me.
Vala, Stargate SG1 Finale
June 7, 2007
I am leaving. You are about to explode.
T’ealc, Stargate SG1
June 3, 2007
Patsy: “I’m part Jewish, on my mother’s side.”
Arthur: “Why didn’t you say something sooner?”
Patsy: “It’s not the kind of thing you say to a well armed Christian.
Spamalot
May 18, 2007

Murphy’s law: If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archbishop DiNardo’s Law: If anything can go wrong, it already has; you just don’t know it yet.

Baccalaureate Mass, Univ. of St. Thomas, Spring 2007
The Angels and Demons of the third heaven will feel my wrath if _____________________________ .
Kiesha Montgomery
May 14, 2007
Remember kids, pronunciation is like spelling: It might not be necessary to communicate, but it does keep you from sounding like an idiot when you do ~ Eclipse
May 5, 2007
To avoid innuendo, the Wii should’ve been called the Perfect Nintendo Entertainment System, or “PNES” for short.